Read our current and past road signs for a little laugh
Don't blame others for the road you are on that's your own asphalt
How the heck does pony balogna rhyme and sean bean doesn't
I just dumped a pack of M&M's into my mask at work & I am slowly eating them like a horse
I love the pandemic
"I'll get gas in the morning" is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult!
Do clouds ever look down on us and say that one is shaped like an idiot?
Grilling naked in your backyard is the best way to get your neighbours to pay for a privacy fence
If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him is he still wrong?
If anyone sees me in a bathing suit this summer, mind your business.
I like to eat